an ode to men!

we love dem, we hate dem, we despise dem, but all said and done this group of da human species is a breed apart...

dey can't find their shoes which are rite infront of their noses, but their confidence is sky-rocketing...
dey forget dates,b'dayz n annivz bt rmb da exact statz of dat cricket match played 7 yrz ago...
dey seem so lost smtmz bt lead da pack neverthe less...
dey can drive to da Sahara Desert unaided, when actually they started for the neighbourhood Grocery Shop...
dey forget their IIT-IIM-MIT qualifications n behave like an adolescent teen wen a PYT passes by...
dey gossip,dey bitch no less bt da women gt all da top honours in these depttz...
dey can't follow da cooking instructions on a ready-to-eat pack, bt dey r self-made men...
dey can rmb all da shortcuts n da keys for da video n online games, bt even after living 3 yrz in the same house dont know which switch is for da fan...
dey can hit rats,spiders etc...but dey demselves are shit scared of Sales...esp 'Clearance Sales'...
dey r so lazy that dey wud rather stay hungry dan get-up-&-raid-da-fridge...
dey have an excuse everynite why a Beer is damn Essential n a LSD for dem tonite, bt see thru our excuses for our shoppin sprees completely...

despite all this, i still love da men in mah life...

for their inherent self-confidence...even when they dont know wat lies ahead...
for their ability to believe in demselves totally n completely...
for their foresight...yeah women gt emotionally driven many times...bt da men r a breed apart...
for their deceptions...oh i wish i ws so creative :D
for their arrogance...evn widout merit...dey bliv dt dey-have-it...
for da stand dat dey can take in life...foes,frndz evn family notwithstanding...
for showing their emotions less...as emotions weigh u down many tmz in life...
for bng a pillar of strenght...dat u cn count upon...
for seeing da bigger picture in life...n discarding da irrelevant nitty-gritties...
for nt asking4directions yt gng straight cock-a-bul sure tht da Tumkur Highway will lead dem to Pune...
for gtn tempted,makin mistakes bt still living wid their head held high...
for swearing in such colourful phrases...dey depict da emotions in such an exact manner...
for welcomin all n sundry wid such open arms...
for nt worrying upon da money matters n da bills...
for der uninhibited buddy talk...
for their "da-world-is-my-oyster" stance in life...
for being 16 or 60 bt still being young@heart...
for bliving dat all colours,all shades luk equally good on us...
for watching all da News Channels for da same repeatitive News,but actually for da different Female Anchors ;) ...
for being either gud or bad cooks,nothing in b/w...
for operating all da electronic gadgets of da world,bt still nt knowing how to tie their Tie...
for leading a team of 50 diversant people single-handedly, yet makin disastrous colour combinations...
for their colourful raunchy stress-buster jokes...
for their 'boys wil b boys' attitude...
for stil hopin to Fly a Kite,for stil hopin to catch her glance,for being on der best behaviour infront of da babes...even@60
for giving da PYT equal footage in their discussions whether dey r married/bachelors/teenagers or grand-dads...
for enjoyin da moment...
for nt lingering on in life,dey get up & tk da bull by da horns...straight on...
for their crazy dance steps...dat hold no inhibitions back...
for da serious luk on their faces...wen actually everything is topsy-turvy inside...
for der hug-n-dnt-u-wori-mah-princess gesture...
for der everything-wil-b-alrite stance...

for jst being there for me...